Do-Re-Mi
as sung by Homer Simpson

DOh - The stuff that buys me beer.

RAY - The guy that sells me beer.

ME - The guy who drinks the beer.

FAR - A long way to get beer.

SO - I'll have another beer.

LA - I'll have another beer.

TEA - No thanks. I'm drinking beer!

That will bring us back to ... (looks into an empty glass)

DOH!

From big shot Bob in texas


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